Hello, my name is Bill, creator of the PC, former ally of the Dome, Google CEO, currently running for president, best dad in the world AND blamed for the releases of your precious ones. Just because I laugh at your misery, it doesn't mean that I did it, geez.You may ask me questions, although if love your life, don't bring up -ugh- milk.

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